I was in a car race with my best friend, me in the driver’s seat, him in the passenger seat when a horrible thing happened. We crashed. We were moving very fast and coming first when we saw a flying pig. I repeat, WE SAW A FLYING PIG. I don’t know how or why it was flying, but the second we saw that thing we stopped paying attention to the car and started blinking and rubbing our eyes, not believing what we had just seen. Then we crashed into a pole that was holding up the number of laps and both went to hospital. When we got out of hospital we found out that someone had filmed it, so we put it on YouTube. Now we’re billionaires and living in a life of bliss.