100 word challenge- Karate Trees (with audacity)

Welcome to the Karate Tree Academy*. Here we will teach fellow trees how to fight against chainsaws, axes and cats that pee on you. The cheap, cheap cost of our amazing program is 15 tree dollars. It is held in Cratel park on Wednesdays and goes for one hour. Lots of professional karate trees have learnt from our academy such as Leaf Van Houton, Tyson Branch and Twig Talko. We accept all types of trees, including oak, birch, spruce and weeping willows. We hope that you will make the right choice and join us.  

*Trademarked by Trees, Incorporated.

 

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