Oh my oh my oh my oh my!
Could it have come from the sky?
Maybe, It’s something I can’t deny.
I give you permission to splatter me with pie,
The creamy, soft, apple kind of pie,
If I am telling a lie.
But on that day, unless my eyes did lie.
I swear that I saw two legs that could fly!
They must have come from the sky
And when they crashed next to I
Of fright, I almost did die!