“Where is it?” I asked. “I don’t know” She said. We were searching for the lost treasure of Miracuden. We were in a cave, where the legend says it’s supposed to be. We’ve been searching for years, but so far we haven’t found it. “Hang on, I’ve found something!” She said. I went over to where she was looking. There was a chest, half sticking out of the hole she’d been digging. We dug it out all the way and looked inside. I couldn’t believe it! It was the lost treasure of Miracuden! This was awesome, but where would we hide it all?
It was my birthday yesterday. We celebrated with lots of cake, balloons and presents. All of my friends came over. The cake was white chocolate flavoured. My favourite! But then it started to get bad. A candle fell into the cake and the cake burst into flame. Then a spark flew onto the curtains and set them alight. We put them out, but the curtains still got wrecked. Mum said she will take us out swimming tomorrow to make up for it, but I still felt sad. I hope next year will turn out better.
“That’s so unfair!” I shouted to my mum. “Why won’t you ever let me get anything I want?” “I told you, that drone is too expensive! We can’t afford it!” Mum says. “Yes we can! It only costs $800!” I say. “We are not getting it!” Says mum. “Arrrgh! You’re the worst mum ever!” I shout. “That’s it! Go to your room!” Mum says. I storm upstairs and wrench the door open. I go in and tug it closed as hard as I can but as the door slammed, I knew that I shouldn’t of done that. Now I would never get that drone.
I hate that person who stole my cake
And that is why I dumped them in the lake.
All day I had worked on my fabulous cake
It took hours and hours and hours to bake.
Then the thief stole my fabulous cake!
I was angry, so I whacked him with a rake.
His neck I was about to break.
But instead I whacked him with a steak
And then I went and dumped him in the lake
I did it for everyone’s sake!
He made a very big mistake.
I bet now his head will ache.
On the holidays I went to my friend’s farm. It was a 3 hour ride. We swam in the dam, shot a target with my bow and arrow, went on their trampoline, rode our bikes, played with their huge pile of Lego and did lots of other fun things! Unfortunately on the morning of our last day there I woke up and my hand was really itchy. I looked at it and saw it was all swollen. We put a bandage on it and drove to the doctors. They said I needed to take some antibiotics and it was an insect bite, probably a spider bite. They gave us the pills and said I had to have one 4 times a day. We drove back home and did what the doctor said. My hand got better and I was happy… Until school started again. 😭
I traveled to the future yesterday. I know, you probably don’t believe me, you probably think I’m crazy, but it’s true. I really did travel to the future. And I really did discover something crazy. I discovered that I will win a million dollars, buy a house, donate some money to charity, give the house to mum and dad, buy a drone, crash the drone, be sad, buy an even better drone, be happy, realise I only have a thousand dollars left, be sad, buy a pie, eat the pie, buy Gatorade, drink Gatorade, look on the back of the bottle and see the code for an online competition, enter in the online competition, win, get a million dollars and start the cycle all over again. So, what lies ahead of me is good luck. 🍀
We were climbing to the top of Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world, we saw something really weird. It was footprints, on the ground, but not normal footprints… huge ones! We couldn’t believe it! We took as many photos as we could. When we got back we’d be on the news! We didn’t even worry about finishing our adventure. We were too excited. We rushed down the mountain. Unfortunately, we had climbed quite a bit, so it was a long way back. Suddenly we heard growling behind us. We spun around, seeing the Yeti, the very thing that had made the footprints. With one quick swipe, it killed us, taking the photos with it, never to be seen again.
I am in my lounge room watching TV and eating a bowl of ice-cream. I’m watching this crappy show because there’s nothing else on. It’s about a kid who was watching TV and then the lights when out and he heard growling and then a monster ate him. It sucks. I have to admit, though, I did get a little bit scared when he heard growling. But only a little bit scared. Finally it finished and I turned over the channel, but then suddenly it went dark. I looked around, slightly scared. It must be the power lines, I thought. But then I stopped. Oh no. I had just heard growling.
I like ice-cream. It’s delicious. Mouth-wateringly delicious. So delicious that even my dog who doesn’t even like dog food likes it. But I hate when it gets dropped in dog poo. I really really really hate when it gets dropped in dog poo. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hate when it gets dropped in dog poo. I don’t mind when it happens to other people. I actually like when it happens to other people because it’s funny. But I hate when it happens to me. And that’s what happened just then. I looked up sadly and saw… A SEAL LAUGHING AT ME!!!!
I hate school photo day. It sucks. Everything always has to go wrong. Last year I blinked when the school picture guy took the photo and the year before that I fell off the seat. It’s like I’m cursed. Anyway, it just so happens that today is school picture day. I hate that. I really hate that. I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate that. EVERY SINGLE TIME something goes wrong. But I’m not going to let anything happen this time. I am going to completely focus on it. So when the guy told me to sit on the seat, I did it as carefully as I could. The man said “Say cheese!” and took the photo. But then the flash made me sneeze! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Another school photo ruined! NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!