The epic 30 kilometer long tug of war between Australia and America. Every single person in Australia and America is here. Babies, old ladies, pregnant mothers, overweight fathers, even Donald Trump is here (though he is surrounded by security guards). The tug of war started half an hour ago, and no progress has been made. Oh? What’s this? I am getting reports that the rope is starting to break! It’s down to three strands! Two strands! The last strand! And the rope has broken and everyone competing has now fallen backwards onto their heads and is now dead. So all the other countries built a memorial to commemorate the loss of the entire Australia and America.
My amazing cupcake. Well, my soon-to-be amazing cupcake. I haven’t baked it yet. But I am about to. I pour in one cup of sugar, one cup of milk, 1 and a half cups of flour and some vanilla flavouring. But what colour should it be? I reckon purple. I put in two droplets of purple food colouring. Perfect! Oh wait! I almost forgot a pinch of salt! I grab the salt shaker and slowly grind the tiniest bit of salt out. But then the lid breaks off and salt goes everywhere. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My amazing, beautiful, perfect cupcake! Ruined!
High jump. Oh my god. I’m so nervous. It’s the year 2156 and I’m at districts for athletics. I’m in high jump. In case your some old person who’s reading this time capsule that we sent back in a time machine, right now your probably dead. But I’ll still tell you how we do high jump here in the future. We all meet right beside Northlite River. We then take turns at climbing up some stairs and jumping off the plank made of cyllerbernetic wood (which probably hasn’t been invented yet) and into the cooked snot of a Chelbernite (which is super soft). And that is how we do high jump in 2156 (oh and by the way Fortnite is still in fashion).
I pressed the magic button in the magic building of the magic lands of Magiclanderiaville. The wall behind the button slid open, creaking as it revealed the magic room behind it. I walked in… stepped on a booby trap and went hurtling down a huge dark tunnel. Damnit! I always fall for those stupid booby traps. Especially the ones with fire. And the ones with axes. And the ones with darts. But anyway, I landed on a bunch of pillows with a soft ‘plop’. I got up and looked around. In the center of the room was a magic portal. I took a deep breath and stepped through it. Where will it take me? Will I survive?
(please pretend that this door is in a room and not outside- use your imagination)
Volcanoes. What wonderful things. Sure, sometimes they kill people, but so what? That’s their own fault for not being careful enough around volcanoes! Anyway, I, the world’s most famous volcanologist, am about to look deep into the heart of the hottest volcano, Wuppamungachunga. I’m trekking up the side of it, and I’m about halfway there.
Three quarters of the way there!
Eleven twelfths of the way there and…………
Yes! I’ve made it! I’ve made it to the very tip top of the Wuppamungachunga volcano. Woohoo! So, as I looked over the edge, I saw the volcano brimming with la… Balloons? Ok, somebody’s messing with me here!
She had saved up, for years and years, and purchased a pokemon pack, which cost $6.50. You could perhaps say she was poor, which she probably was. She took a deep breath and peeled the foil off the back. Without seeing any of the cards, she took the cards out of the packet and put them face down into her hand. She put the four cards from the back to the front, and slowly turned the ten cards around. She got… bad card, bad card, bad card, bad card, bad card, okay card, good card, bad card, bad card, and…
“OH MY GOD! THE PIKACHU ILLUSTRATOR CARD! IT’S WORTH 100,000 DOLLARS! I’M RICH!”
She screamed. She was so happy, however, she couldn’t believe what she had just done.
What have I done? I’ve created the worst monster in the history of the world! The pink flower love-heart daffodil princess monster! I know it doesn’t sound very mean or menacing, but it is! It sprinkles fairy dust on you which turns you inside out! It’s huge, and it only has one big, slimy, green tentacle that comes out from his mouth! And now it’s taking over the world! Every time it eats something, by pulling it into it’s mouth with it’s horrible tentacle, it gets even bigger and bigger! Now it’s coming for me! Noooooooooooooooo……………….
Two green balls. They are spiky, big and… horrible. They cast shadows over the land. Hundreds of metres tall, they crush cars and flatten buses as they roll down the hill. So far everything we’ve done to try to stop them hasn’t worked… and they are heading towards the nuclear power plant, which will just make them bigger. Soon they will get so big they will crush the earth, and destroy every living thing on it, and therefore causing… the apocalypse. Now I say goodbye, because the two big spiky balls are about to crush meeeee……
Stupid ps4! Geez, technology these days! Back in the old days, in the 1960’s, there was no such thing as “ps4″or “Xbox”! We had to play video games with Nintendo Gameboys, with classics like pacman and frogger! Now my son wants me to install a ps4 for him, whatever that is! I bought one from the shops the other day, and guess how much it was? 350 dollars! Apparently on the box it says it’s easy to install, and all you need to do is to connect it to the internet, but I can’t even understand the instructions! Technology these days!
Skrinkle: A mythical creature that can fly, but only up to 10 metres in the air. It has no wings but uses its amazing power of mind to lift itself and other things into the air. It is light purple with yellow eyes, and it looks like a cat with an eagle’s head and a scorpion’s tail. It is about half a metre long. It has claws and a beak and it also has fur. If you look at it straight in the eye, it will turn invisible for 3 seconds. It eats mice and cornflakes. Its predators are Lions and Fearlangers, which are monsters that you can only see in your peripheral vision.