Stupid ps4! Geez, technology these days! Back in the old days, in the 1960’s, there was no such thing as “ps4″or “Xbox”! We had to play video games with Nintendo Gameboys, with classics like pacman and frogger! Now my son wants me to install a ps4 for him, whatever that is! I bought one from the shops the other day, and guess how much it was? 350 dollars! Apparently on the box it says it’s easy to install, and all you need to do is to connect it to the internet, but I can’t even understand the instructions! Technology these days!
Skrinkle: A mythical creature that can fly, but only up to 10 metres in the air. It has no wings but uses its amazing power of mind to lift itself and other things into the air. It is light purple with yellow eyes, and it looks like a cat with an eagle’s head and a scorpion’s tail. It is about half a metre long. It has claws and a beak and it also has fur. If you look at it straight in the eye, it will turn invisible for 3 seconds. It eats mice and cornflakes. Its predators are Lions and Fearlangers, which are monsters that you can only see in your peripheral vision.
I was playing Fortnite when my friend Pete called me. “Quick! Come over right now!” He said. “I can’t” I replied. “There’s only five more people left in my game. I’ll come over afterwards.” “Ok” He said, and then he hung up. Later, after winning my game of Fortnite, I rode over to his house and asked him what was up. We shared some brownies and then he told me to follow him. We went outside to his backyard. There was a little purple asteroid of some sort in the ground. “It cam from the sky” he said. “When did it arrive?” I said.
“NO!” I shouted. “DON’T DO IT!” I yelled frantically from the bottom of the crimson building. My friend was standing on top of the building, about to commit suicide. His last family member, his father, had just died, and he felt like it was all his fault. Also, he had lost his fortune gambling and had started drinking heavily. Poor thing, I thought. Suddenly, he shouted “Goodbye world!” and jumped. It was about a 500 metre jump from the misty top of the building. There was no way he could survive it! But just as he was about to fall to his grave, Superman came in caught him, saving the day!
This video was about a bunch of kids who made an underwater robot. A club of kids, lead by Heath, a kid who is amazing at robotics, worked together to build a robot that goes through obstacles underwater. The underwater robot is called the Sea Perch. They are going to enter it in a competition. A couple of years back Heath got involved in a program called STEMSEL, which helps kids learn how to program microchips. He took his knowledge and created a robotics club, which I was telling you about earlier. What is the club called? How long since they made it? How many members are in the club? Did they win the competition? Kids can actually be very smart, if they are given the opportunity and judged like adults, and not like kids.
Oh my oh my oh my oh my!
Could it have come from the sky?
Maybe, It’s something I can’t deny.
I give you permission to splatter me with pie,
The creamy, soft, apple kind of pie,
If I am telling a lie.
But on that day, unless my eyes did lie.
I swear that I saw two legs that could fly!
They must have come from the sky
And when they crashed next to I
Of fright, I almost did die!
A messed up story, by Hamish Talko
“TROLLS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TROLLS! HELP!” We all screamed as we ran away. We had been trying to steal the golden goose for her solid gold eggs… Oh wait, that’s another story. What we were actually doing was running away from a bunch of fierce trolls we found in the woods, at their bridge. The trolls were big and ugly and disgusting, but luckily they weren’t that fast. Ok, now I will switch to storyteller mode. Although they ran quickly, they were still not making enough progress… Oh, those poor little kids.
Yesterday I saw a superhero. Well, at least I think he was a superhero. He could fly! I was sure that one moment he was on he ground and the other he was on the roof! Anyway, I was walking down the street to the milk bar near my house when I saw a sheet of paper fly out of a stranger’s pocket. I grabbed it and ran after him. I gave it to him. “Thanks” He said. I said goodbye and walked off. But when I turned back around though, HE WAS UP ON THE ROOF OF A HOUSE! But how did he get up there?
Goal: To get exactly 100 words (not including this).
There once were two very nice giants having a tea party together. They had giant teacups and teapots and they scooped up chunks of grass with the teacups and gulped it down in their giant mouths. Then came along mean bully Jack the giant slayer. He had a freeze gun. He froze the innocent giants with his freeze gun and then disintegrated them with his disintegrating gun, leaving only a teacup. Afterwards he told everyone that the giants had attacked him and that he had beaten them up. Now, you can still see the giant teacup, where the giants died.
I don’t really like school. It’s okay I guess, but it’s kinda boring and I could be doing way better things, like playing video games, eating nachos or playing soccer. I know we have to go to learn and stuff, but why couldn’t we just do school every second week? That would be WAYYYYYYYYYYYY better. But what if I was in charge? That would make school HEAPS more awesome. I’d do a Mexican food day so that we could raise enough money to buy everyone PS4s, and then everyone can make YouTube videos to keep earning money to get things like wide screen TVs and waterslides and chocolate fountains and stuff. School would ROCK!