I hate that person who stole my cake
And that is why I dumped them in the lake.
All day I had worked on my fabulous cake
It took hours and hours and hours to bake.
Then the thief stole my fabulous cake!
I was angry, so I whacked him with a rake.
His neck I was about to break.
But instead I whacked him with a steak
And then I went and dumped him in the lake
I did it for everyone’s sake!
He made a very big mistake.
I bet now his head will ache.