Exactly one year ago I escaped death. I was wondering down the streets when the grim reaper attacked me. He started smothering me so I couldn’t breath. I fell to the ground, gasping for breath. Then I saw a strange glowing stick. I picked it up and immediately knew what to do. I stood up, pointed the glowing stick at the grim reaper and yelled “Configadazilikarubartimambibusincakino!”. A green streak of light flew out of the end of the stick and froze the grim reaper. Nowadays you can find it at Greenlich National Park, right in the middle.